Let us start this article off by saying you should never drive drunk. However if you’re having trouble even finding the spot where you parked your car, not only should you not be driving, you should probably just go home and go to bed.
Unfortuntately, the man in the video above had no friends around to tell him to go and get some rest. Our drunken protagonist instead spends a couple minutes trying to open a garage door that isn’t his before stumbling over to his actual spot and retrieving his Alfa Romeo 159 Estate. Then things get really interesting.
Immediately after reversing out of his garage, the Alcohol-fueled Alfa driver backs into a parked car. He then makes a pathetic attempt at making a left turn and scrapes a wall. His driving skills are really put to the test when he’s forced to make a right hand turn, which goes just as badly as the left hander did. Upon leaving the garage he overshoots the exit and crashes into a fence. Cue the Price Is Right loser horn.